1. It's Pure Comedy Genius
We are currently working with a team of highly trained monkeys to create the best possible comedy and cleverness that this planet has ever seen. We will make you laugh, and we will make you cry. Your emotions are now in our control. This page will always be a part of your heart forever, and there's nothing you can do.
2. Help Us Help You
By following this blog, it will let us know "Hey, someone actually admires what you do." And that will encourage us to get off our lazy asses to please you people. Without you guys, there really is no blog. The more, the merrier! So, invite your friends, invite your family. Heck, even invite your boss so he will be busy on here and you can go hit on that one girl three cubicles down!
3. You'll Be a Part of History
This page will someday be famous and we here at Wrecked will have moved on to bigger and better things by then (like our own actual domain). When that happens, you can look back and brag to all of your friends, "I followed them before they were cool," only to be disappointed that no one will give a shit. But it will still fulfill you on the inside to know that you were part of the early team.
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